CRAP

The World Championship of Crap

In a press release this week it was announced that Cornwall will host the World Championship of Crap Surfing this September. Yes, you read that right. Crap surfing. As in, the surf is crap, the surfers are crap, and they are determined to find out who is the crappiest. The release goes on to say that last year’s event was judged by “a world kickboxing champion, a former British and European longboard champion, and a local undertaker.” Fighters, loggers, and undertakers, hence, are the de facto evaluators of crap.