Zac Marben doesn't even cry.

Hopefully, because this is half of what any soccer player has to deal with every weekend.

But hey, still, it's "Lobbled", the series of slam web clips from People's 2010 release "Cheers".

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Shit!! I manage to get bummed of some slams that I don't consider impressive! I know that I should not, I should just be relieved he's fine and just bleeding a little bit. But I guess that's how we all evolved after watching Carpenter's movies and crappy reality tv shows the past five years...

I cut the crap, I can't wait to see Zac's part in September, he's definitely one of our most adored shredders out there.