Dumb & Dumber With Danny Larsen
Danny Larsen is incomparable when it comes to find the best answers to get away with our first Dumb & Dumber interview ever. See what he has to tell about colorectal surgeons, God, tennis, dogs tail, Berlusconi and mimes. This will make your day.
Give me one proof that God has humor.
Well, Justin Bieber is making loads of money from what he's doing, that must be someone's sick joke, right? I'm not sure if it's God that's behind that one though, might just be the Symptome of the universe like Black Sabbath said. Fucked up things have a certain way of working out for fucked up people.
Why does people decide to become colorectal surgeon?
I have asked myself the same thing. Being a doctor is awesome, you get payed well, you help people and you make a lot of money. But an ass doctor? Naturally the sphincter needs it share of medical attention too, but why would that be something you want to specialize in. But to be fare, more fucked up things have happened, like Justin Bieber.
"Well hello Mr Smith..
-It's Dr. Smith actually.
-Oh! Are you a medical doctor?
-Yes, that's right.
-What is your field of expertise?
Are we alone in this universe?
Wait, this seems like a real question, not sure this one is supposed to be in here. But no, I don't think so, feels almost arrogant to believe that we're the only ones that managed to turn into living beings.
The longest word you ever formed at Scrabble.
Why does Wikipedia have to illustrate the fist-fucking page?
Because people like you search for it and want to see what kind of dirty things they can find on Wiki. I'd love to meet the guy who does those illustrations by the way, a guy who sits down, draws a bunch of strange sexual drawings, submits them to Wiki and feels like he's helping people to better understand the intriguing world of fist-fucking. That guy must be a pretty awesome guy to have a beer with, just make sure you don't turn your back to him.
Why is the points count in tennis that weird?
15, a-15, 30, 40, game, set, match. Makes total sense to me.
Does a dog shake his tail because he's happy, or is he happy because he shakes it?
This must be the dumbest interview I have ever done, well done Spatziba. The dog wags his tail because he's happy, shaking your ass is a great way of showing the world how happy you are. Ask any stripper, they are always smiling when they are shaking their money maker. Strippers and dogs are always happy.
Why, in american TV series, heroes always manage to leave their office so easily in the middle of the day to go do something else?
That's the beauty of liberty and freedom, do whatever the fuck you want as long as you're a hero. You also have to remember they are heroes, they don't really need their office job, it's just something they do to seem less awesome.
Do you remember where you were on the 31st of December 1999?
Yeah, at a new years party with my ex, she dumped me 2 days later, haha.
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Uhm, no, wait, yes, well, kinda. This one was kinda hard. Kudos, that was a good one.
What would you do if you were Berlusconi for one day?
The same as he always does, party with prostitutes, have orgies and run my country like my own personal playground. That guy is to Italy what pineapples are to hamburgers.
"(Berlusconi) is to Italy what pineapples are to hamburgers." This could be a sort of Spatziba anthem for the next months
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
I don't care, shoot the bastard. I'm more interesting how the mime would act when getting shot, would be cool if they lied down and pretended like they were in a coffin while mime-crying. That would be the mimes last "fuck you" to a world that hates him.
Can you have family secrets if your uncle is a psychic?
I guess so, they will spend most of their fantastic talent explaining people why they aren't using their talent to predict the lottery numbers or fashion trends. Psychics most be among the worst dressed people in the world.
Did you tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
No, not even close.